Monday Madness — February 17, 2014

This week, Scott and Tim welcome the first-ever featured guest to Monday Madness. The Rev. Nancy Frausto joins from Los Angeles, CA to talk about how one parish is using Lent Madness (Locura de Cuaresma) in her bilingual congregation of Trinity Melrose, Los Angeles. Tune in to see which saint this ECF Fellow plans to cheer for in the race to the Golden Halo.

To get the resources she has created, you can email Nancy Frausto directly at the email address shown in the video. She’ll be glad to email you her Spanish/English materials. Meanwhile, here’s a photo of happy folk studying their Lent Madness materials — a well-prepared congregation!

Trinity Melrose

You can also visit the Lentorium to stock up on Saintly Scorecards or Lent Madness bracket posters. Don’t worry if it says we’re sold out of Saintly Scorecards. We’ve got more on the way, and you’ll have yours in time for Lent.

While you’re in the mood for Lent Madness television, don’t forget to tune into LentMadnessTV on Youtube.

One more thing. Celebrity Blogger Week starts tomorrow! Are you ready to be dazzled by our stellar array of Celebrity Bloggers, video blogger, and Bracket Czar?

As Pre-Lent Comes, the Archbishops Do an Interview

Archbishops John Chrysostom and Thomas Cranmer, thanks to Maple Anglican’s Clairvoyatron 2100, have interviewed Supreme Executive Committee member Scott Gunn. You should immediately stop whatever you’re doing and gather ’round the computer to watch the video for exclusive access to insider information on the world’s greatest and biggest online Lenten devotion.

You can visit the Lentorium to load up on the Lent Madness merchandise Scott mentions in the video. And in your spare time, make sure you watch every episode on LentMadnessTV.

Lent is just around the corner! Have you evangelized for Lent Madness yet? Tell all your friends and neighbors to like Lent Madness on Facebook and follow @LentMadness on Twitter. Set aside whatever Lenten programming is planned in your parish, and prepare to orient the entire season around Lent Madness. After all, won’t Easter be all that much more joyous when you’re basking in the glow of the Risen Christ and the thrill of having rooted for the Golden Halo-winning saint?

Free Gift!

free_gift_Clipart_FreeDear Friends,

Today we offer you an amazing pre-Lenten gift. No, it’s not a hair shirt — you’ll have to find one of those on eBay. It’s a free, no-strings-attached newsletter/website article ghost written by the Supreme Executive Committee about Lent Madness 2014. Feel free to use it (for free!) in your church’s publications. If you are a parish administrator or communications specialist, this is your lucky day. If you are a priest that’s on deadline and you’ve used one of your three wishes from the genie that came out of the oil lamp you stumbled upon in the undercroft on the magic appearance of a newsletter article, consider it granted.

That’s not all, of course. Besides newsletters, this material can be used to e-mail friends and family, as graffiti around the neighborhood (note: the SEC has an ironclad alibi), by skywriters hired to spread the word, or applied in needlepoint to kneelers.

But please don’t think of this as mere “filler.” Think of it as “ful-fill-ment.” And note that if you encounter any typos or prevarications, Scott and Tim will blame the other for the oversight.

But…in the spirit of the famous Ginsu Knives…that’s not all! Use this article now and we’ll throw in free widgets for your website or blog!

Lent Madness 2014

The Saintly Smack Down!

Grit, determination, perseverance. These are the traits, along with the obvious one — holiness — that will be needed to win the 2014 Lent Madness Golden Halo. Based loosely on the NCAA basketball tournament, Lent Madness pits 32 saints against one another in a single-elimination bracket. It is also a wildly popular online devotional designed to help people learn about saints.

Lent Madness began in 2010 as the brainchild of the Rev. Tim Schenck, an Episcopal priest and rector of St. John’s Church in Hingham, Massachusetts. In seeking a fun, engaging way for people to learn about the men and women who make up the church’s calendar of saints, Schenck came up with this unique Lenten devotion. Combining his love of sports with his passion for the lives of the saints, Lent Madness was born on his blog “Clergy Family Confidential.”

Starting in 2012, Schenck partnered with Forward Movement (the same folks that publish Forward Day by Day) executive director the Rev. Scott Gunn, and Lent Madness went viral, reaching over 50,000 people and getting mentioned in everything from the Washington Post to  USA Today, to Sports Illustrated (seriously).

Here’s how it works: on the weekdays of Lent information is posted at www.lentmadness.org about two different saints. Each pairing remains open for 24 hours as participants read about and then vote to determine which saint moves on to the next round. Sixteen saints make it to the Round of the Saintly Sixteen; eight advance to the Round of the Elate Eight; four make it to the Faithful Four; two to the Championship; and the winner is awarded the coveted Golden Halo.

The first round consists of basic biographical information about each of the 32 saints. Things get a bit more interesting in the subsequent rounds as we offer quotes and quirks, explore legends, and even move into the area of saintly kitsch. It’s fun, it’s informative, it’s the saintly smack down!

This year Lent Madness features an intriguing slate of saints ancient and modern, Biblical and ecclesiastical. The 2014 heavyweights include Thomas Merton, Catherine of Siena, J.S. Bach, David of Wales, John Wesley, Harriet Beecher Stowe, and Joseph of Arimathaea. The full bracket is online at the Lent Madness website.

New this year is the publication of the Saintly Scorecard — The Definitive Guide to Lent Madness 2014. Available through Forward Movement, it contains biographies of all 32 saints to assist those who like to fill out their brackets in advance, in addition to a full-color pull-out bracket.

This all kicks off on “Ash Thursday,” March 6. To participate, visit www.lentmadness.org, where you can also print out a bracket for free to see how you fare or “compete” against friends and family members. Like that other March tournament, there will be drama and intrigue, upsets and thrashings, last-minute victories and Cinderellas.

Ten “celebrity bloggers” from across the country have been tapped to write for the project including the Rev. Laurie Brock of Lexington, KY; the Rev. Penny Nash of Williamsburg, VA; Dr. David Creech of Morehead, MN; the Rev. Megan Castellan of Kansas City, MO; Canon Heidi Shott of Newcastle, ME; the Rev. David Hendrickson of Denver, CO; the Rev. Amber Belldene of San Francisco, CA; the Rev. David Sibley of Brooklyn, NY; the Rev. Laura Darling of Oakland, CA; and the Rev. Maria Kane of Houston, TX. Information about each of the celebrity bloggers is available on the Lent Madness website.

If you’re looking for a Lenten discipline that is fun, educational, occasionally goofy, and always joyful, join the Lent Madness journey. Lent needn’t be all doom and gloom. After all, what could be more joyful than a season specifically set aside to get closer to God?

LM_Widget_VForward Movement is a ministry of The Episcopal Church dedicated to making disciples and sharing the Good News. With offices in Cincinnati, Ohio, Forward Movement has worked since 1935 to reinvigorate the life of the church.

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Monday Madness — February 10, 2014

Today is Viginti-tribus-gesima, with Lent Madness starting in just 23 days. With the crowning glory of Ash Thursday just around the corner, Tim and Scott have a question for you: Have you showed your love of the Lord by shopping in the Lentorium yet? There’s not much more time. Hurry up and buy your Saintly Scorecards, bracket posters, mugs, and sundry items. Buy now!

Also, it’s important to practice Lent Madness evangelism. Make sure you have liked us on Facebook, followed us on Twitter, viewed us on Vimeo, stared at us on Youtube, and whatevered us on Pinterest. Most important: encourage all your friends to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.

Here is this week’s video, chock full of cinematic mastery and cheesy effects. On the latter front, please note the debut of our brand new opening transition effect!

You can see more videos on our Vimeo channel. And make sure you watch Maple Anglican’s excellent work over at LentMadnessTV on Youtube.

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Monday Madness — February 4, 2014

Apparently some basketball teams run their own bracket. Thanks to Warren Buffet you can get one billion dollars for correctly completing that other bracket. It’s madness! Because Lent Madness is better than basketball, the prize for flawlessly completing a Lent Madness bracket is also better. Watch this week’s episode of Monday Madness (Tuesday Edition) to learn more.

Scott and Tim urge you to show how much you love Jesus by buying plenty of copies of the Saintly Scorecard and the giant bracket poster. You’ll also want to follow Lent Madness on Twitter and Facebook.

Don’t forget to head over to the Lentorium so you stock up on Lent gifts for all your friends and neighbors.

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Monday Madness — January 20, 2014

The arrival of the pre-Lent high season brings back weekly episodes of Monday Madness, starting today! In this week’s episode, Tim and Scott discuss how every lover of Lent Madness will be enjoying this “gesima” season, and not just on Sundays. Even more important, they highlight the newly published Saintly Scorecard: The Definitive Guide to Lent Madness 2014.

Saintly ScorecardYes, you know you want it: 96 pages of pure gold, including the official biographies of each of the 32 saints in this year’s bracket. You can get biographies of your favorite Celebrity Bloggers, a handy glossary, and a brief history of Lent Madness. Each copy is hand signed* by the Supreme Executive Committee, and every single one features a full-color fold-out bracket, suitable for framing. Buy one for $3, ten or more for just $2 each, and if you go crazy with 25 or more copies, they’re only a buck each. Just go buy it right now.

You can also get the Saintly Scorecard for your Kindle or Nook. Coming soon to an iGizmo near you.

Forget Downton Abbey, the best video entertainment is found on the Lent Madness channel on Vimeo.

* — Some copies, or perhaps all of them, may have a printed signature.

Madness Comes to Cyber Monday

At Lent Madness, we know a few things about Mondays. After all, we crank out brilliant new episodes of Monday Madness every week during the Lent Madness high season (aka Lent). During the rest of the year, 50% of the SEC (the one with Mondays off) focuses his Monday devotions on the eighth sacrament of coffee. So we Mondayologists were a bit nonplussed when internet culture tried to crash our Monday party with Cyber Monday. What to do?

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. So we at Lent Madness are pleased to announce Cyber Monday specials that can’t be missed. Pull out your wallets. Then call your friends and neighbors and tell them to pull out their wallets. Today would be a good day to test out the parish phone tree or to send out a special breaking news email.

Dog in the MangerTim’s latest book, Dog in the Manger: Finding God in Christmas Chaos, is available at a jaw-dropping and timely bargain price of just $5 from Forward Movement. The book features illustrations by Jay Sidebotham. You can even find — hidden inside the book, like a treasure hunt — a rare example of rapprochement among the archnemeses, in which Tim goes on record saying something nice about Scott. But buy the book for Tim’s funny but spiritually helpful stories of God showing up even in Christmas chaos. It’s so good, you’ll be tempted to junk your usual same-old, same-old reading from St. Luke on Christmas Eve and use this instead. (We don’t think you should do that, but that’s how good this book is.)

Lent Madness Bracket Poster 2014Carrying over from Purple Friday, today is the last day to stock up on Lent Madness 2014 Bracket Posters. This is your last chance to buy these things for only $6. At that price, you can buy one for every parish in your deanery, one for everyone in your child’s third grade class, and one for everyone in your Tuesday night poker game. Or whatever. The point is that you should buy at least a dozen at this bargain price. They’re giant brackets printed on vellum and/or high-quality paper, shipped folded but miraculously unfolding into a spectacular 24″ by 36″ poster. Then go wallpaper your foyer.

There are more Cyber Monday specials from Forward Movement. Take note of FREE SHIPPING if you use code CYBER13 on your order. This is good on all Forward Movement products including Lent Madness mugs. Instructions for doing that are in the magical email flyer for Cyber Monday. This offer is good until 3:00 am EST (midnight in California) so place your order TODAY.

So, TGIM! and we’re glad to bring Lent Madness into this Advent season of hope and expectation. And brackets.

Monthly Madness: Purple Friday Doorbuster Special

Despite our belief that Lent Madness mugs will be the salvation of the church, The Supreme Executive Committee deplores crass commercialization. We’re especially opposed to the non-Lenten buying frenzy of the day after Thanksgiving. We believe that all post-Thanksgiving shopping should support the spread of Lent to every aspect of our church and secular life. In this spirit, since we know many of you are determined to open your wallets this weekend anyway, we hope you will opt to take part in Purple Friday, the famous day when people do their early Lent shopping. Watch this video to see Tim and Scott report on this year’s Purple Friday:

As you’ll see, they reveal this year’s Purple Friday Doorbuster Special, so called because people are breaking down the doors of our website snagging big bargains. Hurry up! Time is short! The end is near!

Lent Madness Bracket Poster 2014You can buy the Lent Madness 2014 Bracket Poster, featuring the complete listing of every saint in the bracket and a bonus QR code so random people in your parish hall can pull out their phones and go right to the Lent Madness website without exhausting their thumbs typing in the web address www.lentmadness.org. Buy one for your church, one for home, one for your car, and several for your neighbors. They make excellent stocking stuffers for all your favorite Lent Madness fans.

This weekend only, buy Lent Madness 2014 Bracket Posters for only $6. That’s a 40% savings off the full retail price. At that discount, you can buy one for everyone on your Christmas, Advent, and Lent shopping lists.

When you spend money on Purple Friday, you are not only getting an excellent price, you are supporting the ministry of Forward Movement and the spread of Lent Madness. Speaking of spending money, Forward Movement is running a fantastic sale on Cyber Monday, so visit their website on Monday to snag great bargains, including an unbeatable price on Tim’s book, Dog in the Manger: Finding God in Christmas Chaos. For now, buy plenty of Lent Madness 2014 Bracket Posters and make this the best Purple Friday ever.

Pope Endorses Lent Madness!

The Supreme Executive Committee was poring over the Supreme Pontiff’s latest missive, Evangelii Gaudium. We Supremes like to keep an eye on what the others are doing. For example, we are considering adopting purple robes along the lines of those worn by the Supreme Court.

Pope Francis in Purple

Pope Francis wears his Lent Madness fan chasuble.

Anyway, our eyes perked right up when we realized that Pope Francis had endorsed Lent Madness. From paragraph 6, “There are Christians whose lives seem like Lent without Easter.” He goes on to say, “I realize of course that joy is not expressed the same way at all times in life, especially at moments of great difficulty. Joy adapts and changes, but it always endures, even as a flicker of light born of our personal certainty that, when everything is said and done, we are infinitely loved.”

So even amidst Lent, we are to experience joy. That is surely a solid, if tacit, endorsement of Lent Madness. We could not agree more, because that’s exactly why the SEC promotes levity alongside penitence. Life is too short to deny joy, even for a moment, let alone forty days and forty nights.

We’re glad to accept the Pope’s endorsement, and the SEC would be happy to concelebrate a festive mass at St. Peter’s on any day of the Holy Father’s choosing during Lent 2014. While we’re in Rome (we’ll be happy to stay in the Apostolic Apartments, since we hear they’re vacant), we’ll console Pope Francis on his namesake’s loss in the Faithful Four of Lent Madness 2010.

Keep doing a good job, Your Holiness, and you might make it into the bracket one day in the life to come — or perhaps, in this life, onto the SEC as an Honorary Supreme. But probably not.

One Day of #Lentitude

lentitudeIf you’ve spent any time on Facebook or Twitter this month, your feed is clogged with cat photos, political outrage, and one more thing that’s equally insidious. #30daysofgratitude is all the rage. People say what they’re grateful for. Ad nauseum.

The SEC is pro-Thanksgiving. That’s why we’re going to eat a big feast on Thanksgiving Day. More important, it’s why we celebrate the Eucharist, with its Great Thanksgiving, every Sunday. But a whole month of unicorns and puppies is a bit much. So we’ve decided to offer a counterpoint. #Lentitude.

Today is One Day of #Lentitude. Here’s our invitation. Go with Jesus into the wilderness. It’s no party. It’s full of things to make a person grumpy: weeds, sand, heat, scorpions, and a lack of espresso bars. Today only, we invite you — all day long — to share the things that make you grumpy or that annoy you. Give something up! Do Lent stuff today!

Here’s a suggestion list. Naturally, it’s a list of Ten Ways to Do #Lentitude.

10. Give something up for a day.
9. Say the Stations of the Cross at church or at your local coffee place.
8. “Reconcile” with someone by telling them the ways in which they annoy you.
7. Wear purple.
6. Wander in the wilderness for 40 minutes (hey, you only have one day).
5. Call your local radio station and ask them to play the Lent Madness Theme Song instead of the Christmas music they probably have on.
4. Eat twigs. With garlic.
3. Every time someone says, “How are you?” tell them about every problem you have, have ever had, or might ever have.
2. Email everyone in your address book your favorite Lent hymn texts. Send several in separate messages.
1. Post #Lentitude at least 40 times on your social media. That means 40 different ways in which you suffer. In so doing, all your friends will suffer too. #Lentitude is the gift that keeps on giving.

Enjoy #Lentitude! But not too much, because enjoyment is for Easter and sparkle ponies only.