Pastoral Epistle from the Archbishops

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To: Our Well-Beloved Viewers in Christ

From: The Archbishops — Colour Commentators of Lent Madness

Heaven via The Clairvoyatron 2100
Maple Anglican’s Basement
[Redacted]
Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Greetings,

It is with great joy that we wish to announce that our well-beloved in Christ, Mary Ann Grennen, has been drawn as the winner of the contest for a Lent Madness Coffee Mug.

Mary Ann’s question to us from March 20th was:

If you had to choose between the NY Yankees and NY Mets who would you choose? This question is coming from a diehard from birth Mets fan.

We have requested through our esteemed fellow servant in Christ, the Reverend Scott Gunn, Executive Director of Forward Movement and member of the Supreme Executive Commitee, to ship her one.

We also wish to thank all those who submitted questions via Twitter, Facebook, Email, and Google+.

This we proclaim in the One-Thousandth Six-Hundredth and Eighteenth, and Four-Hundred and Eighty-Second Years of our Consecrations and the Second Year as Colour Commentators of Lent Madness in the Two-Thousandth Fourteenth Year of Our Lord, God, and Saviour Jesus Christ.

++John (Konstantinoúpolis)

++Thomas (Cantar)

PS. Mets

36 Comments to "Pastoral Epistle from the Archbishops"

  1. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 29, 2014 - 8:48 am | Permalink

    Actually, I’m from Detroit so the question is moot. Go get ’em Tigers!!

    • March 29, 2014 - 9:01 am | Permalink

      But Madeline Baier, what if you had to choose between Michigan State and Michigan in the “other” March Madness?

    • pj's Gravatar pj
      March 29, 2014 - 10:00 am | Permalink

      Right on, MB! Tigers = cat video worth watching.

  2. Rev. Lucy Porter's Gravatar Rev. Lucy Porter
    March 29, 2014 - 9:11 am | Permalink

    To the degree that I follow baseball (not much) I root for both the Mets and the Yankees. When I served churches in the borough of Queens, of course I had to be a Mets fan. That wasn’t difficult, as I always had favored them in their own league. But as a lifelong Yankee fan growing up in VA, when there were no Southern pro teams, I usually favor the Yankees if the two face off.

  3. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 29, 2014 - 9:20 am | Permalink

    Ah Peggy, that’s a no brainer. Go Blue!! I recall one time when the Spartans were in Ann Arbor for the classic matchup . Two people, wearing white green everything, approached me on the corner and asked for directions to Michigan stadium. Guess what I did…….I’m soooo evil :-)…..

  4. aleathia (dolores)nicholson's Gravatar aleathia (dolores)nicholson
    March 29, 2014 - 9:34 am | Permalink

    When I was growing up in tiny Salisbury NC, an older, quite sophisticated (so we thought) older neighbor declared himself a diehard NY Yankees fan. In a town of unrepentant “Fergit, Hell !” Southerners, it’s a wonder he wasn’t drawn and quartered. We were black and lived in a black neighborhood in the days of rampant and unrelenting segregation, by way of explanation. But, come to think about it, he was known for “marching to a different drummer.”

  5. martha's Gravatar martha
    March 29, 2014 - 9:43 am | Permalink

    As for myself, I always root for the Boston Red Sox. Or for any team playing against the Yankees. 😉

  6. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 29, 2014 - 10:22 am | Permalink

    Hey Pj,there’s a delightful video on YouTube of a cat , luxuriating in a basin of warm water, refusing to leave. Objecting when he’s removed. I promise I’m not making this up!

  7. sandrita's Gravatar sandrita
    March 29, 2014 - 10:43 am | Permalink

    I thought for a moment you had typed “Our Well-Behaved Viewers in Christ.’

    Wondered how that could be!

  8. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 29, 2014 - 10:48 am | Permalink

    Well Sandrita, I’m not always as well behaved as I should be! To quote Willy Wonka, “a bit of nonsense now and then is practiced by the wisest men.”

    • Rev Mary P Conant's Gravatar Rev Mary P Conant
      March 29, 2014 - 12:06 pm | Permalink

      Thank you Martha…my sentiments exactly!

  9. Christy's Gravatar Christy
    March 29, 2014 - 12:03 pm | Permalink

    I knew true conflict growing up…my dad was a Yankees fan and my mother was an “anyone BUT the Yankees fan”

    • Mary Ann Grennen's Gravatar Mary Ann Grennen
      March 29, 2014 - 11:59 pm | Permalink

      I understand Christy. I am the die-hard Mets fan, my 3 kids are Yankee fans, and my husband is a Red Sox fan. Don’t know where we went wrong with the kids.

  10. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 29, 2014 - 12:38 pm | Permalink

    Christy, you have my sympathy. Ouch!

  11. Linda DelaCruz's Gravatar Linda DelaCruz
    March 29, 2014 - 12:58 pm | Permalink

    I’ve been watching The History of the Jews on PBS, based on the book and narrated by Simon Schama. Chrysostomos does not come off very well at all in his treatment of the Jews. What does he have to say about that?

    • March 29, 2014 - 7:34 pm | Permalink

      Linda,

      You would be referring to a set of Eight Homilies I (Archbishop John) did as a Presbyter in Antioch called Κατὰ Ιουδαίων that are known in Latin as Adversus Judaeos, and in English as “Against (the) Jews/Judeans”. While some of my polemic remarks were unfortunate the target of these homilies wasn’t Jews but Christians who continued certain Jewish practices and celebrated certain Jewish festivals that Christians had abandoned by the late Fourth Century.
      Frankly I am more surprised people haven’t criticized me for my beliefs on women that I had.
      ++John

      • Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
        March 29, 2014 - 7:37 pm | Permalink

        It’s okay John, we still love you! Peace out, Madeleine

  12. Geo's Gravatar Geo
    March 29, 2014 - 1:06 pm | Permalink

    Our bishops are wise men, indeed…and clique-ish, too. It’s only natural that they would favor their fellow “METROPOLITANS!” LET’S GO METS!!!

    • Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
      March 29, 2014 - 1:30 pm | Permalink

      Wow. Such intensity.

  13. Bill Kaufman's Gravatar Bill Kaufman
    March 29, 2014 - 4:41 pm | Permalink

    Ah, Baseball. The true religion.
    But you people have it all wrong. Los Gigantes de San Fransisco.

  14. Bill Kaufman's Gravatar Bill Kaufman
    March 29, 2014 - 4:44 pm | Permalink

    First known mention of baseball is in Genesis “There were giants in the earth in those days”

    • Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
      March 29, 2014 - 5:02 pm | Permalink

      THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!

  15. Bob Mayer's Gravatar Bob Mayer
    March 29, 2014 - 5:37 pm | Permalink

    Most excellent.

  16. Fredegund's Gravatar Fredegund
    March 29, 2014 - 8:00 pm | Permalink

    I’m sure the mis-spelling of Archbishop Cranmer’s title is unintentional, but really!

    • Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
      March 29, 2014 - 8:17 pm | Permalink

      Oh, piffle ! Oh, pish-tosh ! Oh, kerfuffle! Oh, will anyone care 20 years from now? Goodness gracious me!

  17. Peggy's Gravatar Peggy
    March 29, 2014 - 10:58 pm | Permalink

    Let’s go, Mets!

  18. Mary Ann Grennen's Gravatar Mary Ann Grennen
    March 29, 2014 - 11:50 pm | Permalink

    Thank you so much for the mug. Can’t wait until I get it!

  19. Miss Jan's Gravatar Miss Jan
    March 30, 2014 - 3:44 am | Permalink

    Could Your Graces post a link to y’all’s answer please?

  20. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 30, 2014 - 11:46 am | Permalink

    My thanks to the bishops for posting this, and also those who kept the conversation going in a good-humored fashion during the weekend!! This really takes the edge off lent madness withdrawal. Beautiful day here in Ann Arbor Michigan, I am typing this on my new phone from the parish hall after singing with the choir @ St. Andrew’s, enjoying my coffee. I intend to spend the remainder of this afternoon outside basking in the abundant sunshine. Later y’all!

  21. lucia's Gravatar lucia
    March 30, 2014 - 12:10 pm | Permalink

    New York Yankees – 27 world championships. I rest my case!

    • Bill Kaufman's Gravatar Bill Kaufman
      March 30, 2014 - 3:27 pm | Permalink

      Satan at work in the world

  22. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 30, 2014 - 3:31 pm | Permalink

    Are you sure, Bill? I always thought that was Wal-Mart….talk about evil!!!!

    • Bill Kaufman's Gravatar Bill Kaufman
      March 30, 2014 - 3:35 pm | Permalink

      Thought that was the whole premise of “Damn Yankees”.
      Just because the evil one is messing about with baseball, does not mean he does not have minions everywhere.

  23. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 30, 2014 - 3:40 pm | Permalink

    Good point, Bill. I just think that a good many of his minions come from Bentonville Arkansas….

  24. Madeleine Baier's Gravatar Madeleine Baier
    March 30, 2014 - 3:47 pm | Permalink

    But you are right Bill, the emissaries of darkness are indeed everywhere!

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